in critique of newtonism
As school boards wage battles against science standards for millions of children, the current focus is on evolution and the age of our universe. And while these causes are worthy in their own right, I believe that it’s time to take on another hidden scourge we have allowed to run unchecked in our science classes and encourage students across the nation to examine the strengths and weaknesses of Newton’s theory of gravity, which while only a theory, is being taught to our unsuspecting children as fact rather than a novel idea.
Since the 17th century, Newtonism has remained unchallenged due to physicists who suppress all debate about alternative theories as to what holds the planets in place and keeps our feet on the ground. If you really take the time to examine some of the technical details advocated by an overwhelming number of Newtonians, you’ll find such bizarre ideas as gravitons and a limit to how fast gravity spreads. Rather than simply being an ever-present force, gravity is supposed to travel at the speed of light, carried by mass-less gravitons. So how exactly would gravity get to us when it has to travel? And isn’t it oddly convenient that these “gravitons” can’t have mass and would move at the speed of light? How would we detect these “particles?” But just try to ask these questions to Newtonists who descend into accusations of ignorance and flee to their labs to purge all those who disagree with them, suppressing all debate and investigation. If we look at the history of this idea, we’ll see that Newton himself didn’t know what causes gravity, he just described a few things he saw and the scientists took it as holy writ for centuries!
And there’s more proof that Netwonism doesn’t stand up to serious critique. Think about this. Have you ever seen gravity? Can you repeat a gravitational experiment in your own home? Just take a look at how astronauts in Earth orbit float. What happened to the gravity they should be feeling? Now, the Newtonists will tell you that by traveling at some 17,000 kilometers per hour, the astronauts are kept in a perpetual freefall and once they decelerate, the planet’s gravity will pull them down to the ground. But who are you going to believe? The scientists or what you’re seeing with your very own eyes? And if gravity is ever-present despite having to travel to get to them in the first place, how come they’re not being pulled down by their spacecraft? Last time I checked, a spacecraft is heavier than a human. Again the Newtonists will accuse us of just not understanding their theory and say that both the ship and the humans are in freefall, but we’d just circle back to the same problems we’ve already identified.
So ladies and gentlemen, next time your school board hosts a meeting to establish how many of the pupils in your state learn about the world, stand up and speak out against the fallacies of Newtonism. And be sure to mention a petition I’m currently organizing to show that science is not settled when it comes to gravity. The “Scientific Dissent from Newtonism” which states that its signatories agree that gravity as established by Isaac Newton needs more investigation, has already attracted the attention of several serious scientists. Many of them have almost nothing to do with physics and quite a few are meteorologists, oceanographers and anthropologists at various universities you’ve probably never heard of, but they do have PhD’s which means they are real scientists and all scientists are equal when it comes to any contested theory.






That’s a pretty scathing overview, but overdue if you ask me, good job. Newtonism has been a problem I’ve been battling against for the last decade – from common classroom debates to full-blown conferences. It is probably the biggest misconception facing modern astrophysics (akin to the problems faced by biologists when having to “debate” Intelligent Design), we must fight it and crush it.
Bible-believing Christians won’t be fooled by that Newtonian gravity bunk. The whole idea depends on “mass”. Now it is a well known fact that the Mass is a satanic ritual invented by the idolatrous Papacy in Rome to lead good folks away from reading Scripture. What’s more:
1. The Treaty of Rome was the founding document of the European Union;
2. Einstein invented relativity (an attempt to cover up the gaps in Newton’s ideas) when he lived in Switzerland;
3. Switzerland is in the middle of Europe but not part of the Union;
4. In EXACTLY the same way, there are holes in the middle of Swiss Cheese!
Coincidence? Yeah, right . . .
Praise!!
nice one
Got it right away
Heee, heee. I never knew so many people were so caught up in Einstein’s relativity they applied it to thought processes, too.
Indeed, we need to crush those thought processes of people who don’t agree with us. Crush them, I say, crush them!
Hey, while we’re at it, let’s bring back the inquisition, too. I hate this nasty trend we have going on in society to abolish tourture. It served a very useful porpuse in Europe for centuries, and stability of culture is what we need today.
Wow, trip the snark fantastic Greg?
Actually physics was only one of Newton’s past-times. He was quite the esoteric researcher as well.
That’s not spread around too much though.
What do you mean by this: “which while only a theory,”?
You have very serious misconceptions about gravity (and physics in general). The most alarming may be the fact that you don’t know the difference between Newton’s theory of gravity and Einstein’s one.
Ateixeira,
Since April Fools is now long over, I’m going to point out that this was just a parody of creationism as applied to basic physics with a hefty dose of snark. Hey, every blog needs an April Fools stunt…
Nyargh… Serves me right for being a fool and not noticing the date, nor reading the other posts in your blog. Sorry for the mishap!
No worries. I know with the kind of stuff that’s out there today, it’s almost a given to have an itchy trigger finger, especially on a post you find somewhere in the deep, dark chambers of the web…