weird things joins the new world order

April 1, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I’ve been sitting on some big news for a while but today, with all of the necessary paperwork written in a bizarre eldritch language not meant for the eyes of mere mortals signed in triplicate over a pentagram drawn with the blood of a recently sacrificed virgin — the kind who devoted a lot of time to role playing games and arguing about them on message boards, not a gorgeous young lady, relax — we’re making it official. Weird Things is all set to join its partners in content at NWO Blogs, the best place for bloggers working on disseminating the propaganda and advancing the sinister machinations of the Reptoids and secret Illuminati cabals of the New World Order. We have a big year in front of us as we keep laying down the groundwork for the global takeover in December of 2012, and there’s going to be a steady stream of posts required to disinform and hypnotize the public into obediently complying with our subliminal orders. Using the prototype assembled from the plans laid out in my thesis project, the HypnoBlog initiative should really gain a lot of steam by late fall, getting us right where we want to be when it comes time to execute our schemes.

Since we’re talking about this blog’s links with NWO initiatives, it would only be fitting to acknowledge the help of the Men in Black in composing my posts about alien contact, alien invasions, and ancient astronauts, or as we generally refer to them, Monday morning, Thursday night, and the history books we stash in the hidden underground catacombs under the Library of Congress along with the DNA manipulating machines and vast tomes of extraterrestrial wisdom. I’d also like to thank Lord Draconis Zeneca of Glaxxon PharmaCOM Orbital for my posts on vaccination, posts such as this week’s discussion about vaccine refusers, requested by a higher up in the Reptoid hierarchy for which Glaxxon is a thriving front. With my busy schedule, it’s easy to skip an important topic and I certainly appreciate Lord Zeneca’s input as well as the lovely pet he sent me. I’m not quite sure what that pet is yet but it has six eyes on spiral, bony stalks, six limbs with large claws, and since it frequently belches deadly acid, it’s currently living in my dungeon until I and the significant other find out what we’re actually going to do with the horrifying thing. Last, but certainly not least, I’d also like to extend my thanks to the Illuminati appointed copyeditors who try to review every post that goes on Weird Things and offer me a wealth of tips, research materials, and advice. You guys and girls, and whatever those tentacled daemons are, are just the best, and I’m looking forward to our future work and biweekly orgies together.

Now you may ask why this is happening and how long it’s been going on if you missed the clues I’ve dropped since the beginning of last year when I wrote about the major disparity in income between skeptics and the famous promoters of woo we regularly rebuke, as well as the image chosen for my post about the variety of conspiracy theories nowadays, and my elaboration of how the military-industrial complex in the U.S. got to be the way it is today, which hinted at unspecified future need for well armed troops on the cutting edge of weapons technology. Of course I couldn’t elaborate on that, but then again, I don’t know everything on that end and it really wouldn’t be good practice to randomly guess in posts for public consumption. So what about the few posts I wrote about WikiLeaks’ aura of undeserved grandeur and Assange’s faux martyrdom, you may be wondering. Well, those were just my personal conclusions since WikiLeaks was an Illuminati operation in the first place, designed to foster chaos and mistrust in global politics, and lure certain nations to work with a shadowy cabal which would keep their secrets safe for a fee. Would love to say more because the whole plan as detailed in the handbook is actually quite ingenious and clever, but as you can probably guess, this sort of thing is kind of hush hush at the moment. Suffice it to say that bringing down well established governments is a long process and it takes a lot of subterfuge.

Speaking of global instability, it’s worth mentioning that the aftermath of the Great Recession has really been speeding it up nicely, and considering that it was just a bonus thrown in by Wall Street rather than a planned takedown like the dot com bubble, it’s actually saving us a whole lot of time and money. Thanks Bear Sterns, we owe you one. And while you’re still taking all this in, let me assure you that the switchover itself will be as seamless as it can be and you won’t have to change your bookmarks for the blog or the feed. Actually, since this domain name has a rather nice Google rank and gets a very decent amount of search traffic, we’re going to keep it as is. The only real change will happen behind the scenes as I transfer the multimedia files and the database over to the NWO server networks, and the switchover itself will be almost instant so again, no need to do anything on your end. After midnight tonight, this blog will continue as usual, so if we do everything right on our end, you will not notice anything different. Exactly as planned when negotiations for this project began. Stay tuned. The takeover won’t be televised, but it will certainly be hypno-blogged…

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  • jonny f

    I almost wish it were true – wouldnt the world be much simpler place?

  • Jypson

    Well done Greg, and a happy 1st to you too!

  • Lindsay

    Does HypnoToad read the HypnoBlog?

  • Greg Fish

    Lindsay, I’m not at liberty to say much about the HypnoToad. Just trust me that he’s a very important part of our plans and let’s leave it at that…

  • MaDeR

    Obvious 1st april joke is obvious…

  • Bruce Coulson

    Hail Eris!

    All Hail Discordia!

  • aaron fleszar

    New World Order Exposed

    What is the new world order? From what I can tell it’s when the richest people in the world take over the government of the most powerful nation in the world, the United States of America. It appears their goal is to implement socialism, monopolize their industries, and collapse the dollar in an effort to create a one world currency. It sounds like science fiction, but from what I discovered, they came close to achieving it with the election of Obama.

    Here are some straight facts. You should really follow up on this and draw your own conclusions.

    There is an enormous organization online behind an endless number of work-at-home opportunities, affiliate marketing, and get-rich-quick schemes. This group is positioned to cash in with a tanking economy. Let me tell you about just a few of them and the code they created.

    Lorrie Morgan Ferrero is posing online as a copywriter. On her sites “Red Hot Copy” a play on words, there are several look a likes of people involved with the current administration, CEO’s, and some media moguls.
    Here’s a few;
    Cathy Goodwin a look a like for Du Pont CEO Ellen Kuffman
    Denise Wakeman a look a like for Anne Duncan the Secretary of Education
    John Childers a look a like for SEIU Andy Stern
    Mari Smith a possible look a like for Carly Fiorina who ran in Caly fornia for Senate
    Terry Dean a look like Michael Dell
    Tom Beal a look a like for Time Warner CEO Jeffery L Bewkes
    Jay Conrad Levinson a look a like for George Soros

    These are just a few people that Lorrie Morgan Ferrero has on her sites. She can also be seen with relatives of 72 Virgin records Richard Branson’s family and The Whitehouse party crashers the Salahi’s. A search on Salahi reveals a picture of her in a Washington “Red”skins jersey posing next to a much younger Jill Biden. Jill, or a look a like, also appears on the cover of a product called The Super Affiliate Handbook.

    Lorrie Morgan Ferrero claims her husband is John Ferrero. John appears to be FBI Wanted Terrorist Ramadan Shallah. Lorrie is also seen with Stephen Pierce who I believe is supposed to represent radical Van Jones. Also appearing with Lorrie is a guy who interviews other online marketers, Armand Morin. Armand appears to be FBI Wanted Terrorist Noordin M Top. He’s wanted for the financing of Al-Qaeda and since cracking this code has been removed from the FBI’s site.

    There’s a site online called the Rich Jerk. First he was a cartoon character, and later in the videos released on Youtube, the Rich Jerk appears to be Billionaire Mark Cuba(n) of the Dallas Mavericks. Another person on Youtube claiming to be Robert Johnson Rich Jerk is in fact Tony Rezko, the guy who sold Obama some property in Chicago. The first testimonial on the Rich Jerk website is from Mark Joyner. Joyner claims to be the godfather of internet marketing. Joyner also appears to be FBI Wanted Terrorist Saif or Seif al-Adel. After collecting email addresses for years at the Rich Jerk site, his first email he sent out was about Stompernet. Stompernet was selling an $800 a month program teaching you how to optimize in search engines for anything.

    These online marketers operating in code are masters at deception and search engine optimization. Like they do for their products, it appears they controlled the conversation, the feedback, the headlines, and the finance of the last presidential election with the most optimized site in Google search, Youtube.

    Several of the FBI’s most wanted terrorists posing as internet marketers, are wanted for US embassy bombings in Kenya and Indonesia. These are 2 places that Obama also has ties to as well.

    In my strongest opinion, Osama Bin Laden isn’t only a name, it’s a code, a riddle. I believe that Osama represents Obama and Biden (Bi)n la(den.)

    I’ve written a great deal online regarding this subject. You can research my name to learn more. It’s very important though that you draw your own conclusions and that you share this information by email with everyone possible. You also have my permission to copy and paste anything you find online that I’ve written. Our democracy is seriously at stake.

    Thank you,
    Aaron Fleszar