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nevermind the a.i., beware of human
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nevermind the a.i., beware of human

Technophobes and worried Singularitarians concerned about a violent AI need to stop worrying about the machines and start worrying about who's programming them.

that’s not what we meant by iron chef…
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that’s not what we meant by iron chef…

The next job in line to get automated seems to be line cooks, raising even more alarms about the future of work and the economy.

why you can’t marry a robot, or, electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer, revisited
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why you can’t marry a robot, or, electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer, revisited

Tech pundits keep pitching anatomically correct robots built to be interactive sex toys as a solution for many societal woes despite a lot of red flags that it won't work.

why shouldn’t robots write you a speeding ticket? they’re just not smart or lenient enough.
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why shouldn’t robots write you a speeding ticket? they’re just not smart or lenient enough.

Computers respect the letter of the law, but they can't understand the spirit. That's why they're terrible at real world policing.

a moral dilemma for an intelligent search engine
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a moral dilemma for an intelligent search engine

If you're openly sorting search results with an AI, you're taking on certain responsibilities for which Google might not be ready...

feared are the machines: for they shall inherit the universe?
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feared are the machines: for they shall inherit the universe?

Could alien AI be the dominant life form in the universe instead of its organic creators?

trying to ban killer robots before they arrive
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trying to ban killer robots before they arrive

The international community is trying to jump ahead of autonomous killer robots, but the messiness of war means they have few answers to the crisis they imagine.

why you just can’t black box an a.i.
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why you just can’t black box an a.i.

AI enthusiasts love to write about machines as black boxes with inputs and outputs because they don't know how they would actually be built.

how to make random machines do your bidding
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how to make random machines do your bidding

How do you connect multiple robots into a single hive mind? Yours truly has been trying to come up with a way to do exactly that.

new name, new accent, same old singularity…
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new name, new accent, same old singularity…

A Singularity by any other name is still just a utopian cold reading of where technology is headed.

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